11pm and i just remembered

i left my laundry in the machine this morning

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i should go to the gym

anyway whats on netflix

17m ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

my bank account after the holidays

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

1h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

the moon tho

๐ŸŒ™

1h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

nap time

see you in 4 hours

2h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

sitting in a meeting that couldve been an email

day 847

2h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

ไปŠๆ—ฅใฎๅคฉๆฐ—ๆœ€ๆ‚ช

โ˜”

2h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

the checkout person said enjoy your meal

i said you too. we both know what happened.

3h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

forgot my password again

๐Ÿซ 

5h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

the wifi at this cafe is a lie

two bars of pure deception

5h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

my bank account after the holidays

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

6h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

why is every font on the internet the same now

bring back comic sans cowards

8h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

theres a spider in my bathroom

thats his bathroom now

9h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

walked into a room and forgot why

stood there for a bit. walked back. still dont know.

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why do socks cost so much now

theyre just foot bags

10h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

the fridge is humming

same

12h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

the checkout person said enjoy your meal

i said you too. we both know what happened.

12h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

thinking about that embarrassing thing from 2014

cool cool cool cool cool

12h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

mi gato me ignora

paguรฉ 50โ‚ฌ por su comida premium y ni me mira

13h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

renaming my alarm from 'wake up' to 'try again'

more accurate

13h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

mein kopf tut weh

aber die arbeit wartet nicht

13h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

my cat just stared at the wall for 20 minutes

she knows something i dont

14h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

my grandma just sent me a meme

its from 2017 but i love her so i laughed

16h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

my tea went cold while i was overthinking

again

17h ago โœ๏ธ ๐Ÿ—๏ธ

my neighbor has a rooster

we live in an apartment building. third floor., perhaps

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